Martin Said To His Man / Who's A Fool Now?

A collection of some modern silly verses that I've heard around the clubs.  As far as I know they're not copyright.  Further contributions would be welcome!  If you want the traditional lyrics, they're at Mudcat

I'd rather a bottle in front of me
Fie! Man, fie!
I'd rather a bottle in front of me
Who's a fool now?
I'd rather a bottle in front of me
Than a frontal lobotomy
Thou wast well drunken man! Who's a fool now?

I saw a butterfly flutter by
FMF
I saw a butterfly flutter by
WAFN
I saw a butterfly flutter by
Saw a dragonfly drink a flagon dry!
TWWDM! WAFN?

I saw Paisley kiss the Pope
FMF
I saw Paisley kiss the Pope
WAFN
I saw Paisley kiss the Pope
Saw the Pope have a grope
TWWDM! WAFN?

The only one I ever wrote, after the then Health Minister Edwina Curry had made a public statement about the general unhealthiness of the nation-north-of-Watford's diet:

I had Edwina curry today
FMF
I had Edwina curry today
WAFN
I had Edwina curry today
In a north-east takeaway
TWWDM! WAFN?